Ninja Pooch and Indicus Dog Bl0g

This is our home page that our dad was kind enough to set up for us because his photo album and blog were becoming ridiculous and making him look like a weird dog guy.

Which he isn’t. Really. No, really.

Oh, ok .. just a wee bit. Now and then.

Gizmo

[aka: Ninja Pooch] I’s Gizmo. I gots me new dad around March 2007 when I was about 1 year old. I’s a cross between a pug and a fur coat.. methinks. I’s be the boy dog, and Indy the butch biotch is actually the feemale. Everyone thinks I’s a girl and she’s a boy.. me don’t geddit.

I looks cute, but don’t let that be foolin’ you. I can works me way through a mattress, cushion, or door frame quicker than me dad can run out and grab a burrito for lunch. You be amazed how far one of dem cushion insides will spread out on da floor. Me dad desn’t seem to likes these skills me has.. I don’t geddit.

I’s like the hottest pooch at the park, a total chick magnet and all the ladies flock to me. Me have to watch me back though, cos sad for me all the boy dogs think I’s purdy too and I’s just not built the right way to [ahem] take the love they tries given me. Heck I’s so cute I even has the bitch dogs mountin’ me.

Indy

[aka: Indicus Maximus] My name’s Indy. I’m a tri-tone mutt that’s mostly pit bull, mebbie some pointer, prolly some rottweiler. I got my new dad in October 2006. Things were going just great until that wee arse Gizmo turned up 6 months later and started stealing the limelight and half the treats.

I live for the park and all the ball chasing. The folks there seem kinda outta shape so I like to work my way round each one letting them throw the ball for me. I think it’s the only exercise any of them get.